Do you wanna build a snowman?
this changes everything oh my god
do you understand why it trips me out that people can drive 45 minutes and be in aNOTHER COUNTRY?
I drive for 45 minutes and im like
a city over
I live in “Italy” and took a day trip to go to “Austria” and “Germany”
Chums, that’s sweet, and all, but Australia just ate Texas for breakfast.

If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you aren’t a city over, you’re just 45 minutes away from the city.
If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you may not even leave the cattle station.

If you drive for 45 minutes in Canada you may not even leave your driveway.
If I drive 45 minutes in the us I’m just at another mcdonalds
If I drive for 45 minutes in Northern Ireland I’m 10 minutes into the sea.
I can’t drive.
tumblr’s definition of “sensitive” is funnier than anything that’s ever been posted on this hellsite
Anonymous asked:
scowlowl answered:
Please be more specific and resubmit with the proper paperwork.
Tails is the best friend in the world.
What the fuck I never wanted to know that
Sonic is into Watersports AND Vore?!?!?
Anonymous asked:
Biden will personally suck you off if you vote for him
tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva answered:
proof?
Yet another broken promise made to working families this election 😔
I don’t know what you expect me to say to messages like this. These are just vegetables. These aren’t questions.
Frogs and toads aren’t vegetables.
I guess tomatoes aren’t either. 0 for 3 today.














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